Halliburton Chorus

(To the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel’s Messiah*)

HAAAA-liburton!  HAAAA-liburton!
Halliburton! Halliburton!
Hal-li-i-bur-ur-ton!
(repeats)

For the Almighty Dollar reigneth!
Halliburton! Halliburton!
No-bid contracts! Halliburton!
The kingdoms of the  world
become the Empire of our George,
and of his Veep, and of his Veep!

And he’ll be paid for ever and eh-ever!
Thirty-four Mill!  For Retiring!**
What a pension! Halliburton!
The Prince of Pork,***  and Lord of Lard!
And He’ll be paid for ever and eh-ever!
Halliburton! Halliburton!
HAAAAL-LIIIII-BUUURRRRRR - TOONNNNNN!!!

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*Verses of the original, for comparison:

Hallelujah! etc

For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth! (Revelation XIX, 6)
(Hallelujah! etc)

The kingdom of this world
is become the kingdom of our Lord
and of his Christ, and of his Christ!
(Hallelujah! etc)

And he shall reign forever and ever! (Rev. XI, 15)
Hallelujah!, etc
The King of Kings***, and Lord of Lords! (Rev. XIX, 16)
Hallelujah! etc

**
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*** Handel uses "Prince of Peace" elsewhere in Messiah .  "Prince of Pork" is the mass market version; the hard core version is "Prince of Pigs", which scans a little better.